The Best of ‘Bad Joke Eel’
Reference for EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.
Yea I laughed at most of these.
Totally laughed at these.
This has happened to me.
(Source: thefuuuucomics, via thebigbadgeorge)
Courage Wolf
I think my favorite is “When life gets harder, you must have just leveled up.”
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WHOA.
Some fun examples of the “Conspiracy Keanu” meme.
via readingdreams: thatinvisiblegirl
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Mutha’uckas (song shuffle meme)
INSTRUCTIONS:
- Put your music player on shuffle.
- Press forward for each question.
- Use the title song as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.
No cheating!
How do you feel today? “Here It Goes Again” by OK Go
What’s your outlook on life? “Grayscale” by Keiko Takamura and the Shebangs
What does your family think of you? “Barbie Girl” by Aqua
What do strangers think of you? “We’re Coming Home” by Rogue Traders
What do your exes think of you? “Asshole” by Denis Leary
How is your love life? “Peter Gunn”
How will your love life be in the future? “Friend Like Me” from the Aladdin soundtrack
Will you have kids? “The King of Bedside Manor” by Barenaked Ladies
Are you good at school? “Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)” by Billy Joel
Will you be successful in life? “The Entertainer” by Billy Joel
What song should they play on your birthday? “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious D
What song should they play at your funeral? “Maps” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The soundtrack of your life? “1999” by Prince
You and your best friend are? “Don’t Lose My Number” by Phil Collins
Happy times: “It’s Your Duty” by Lene
Sad times: “Naked Eye” by Luscious Jackson
Everyday: “When You Dream” by Barenaked Ladies
For tomorrow: “Not a Virgin” by Poe
For you: “Dancin’” from the Xanadu soundtrack
What does next year have in store for me? “You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)” by Dead or Alive
What do I say when life gets too hard? “Kiss Them for Me” by Siouxsie and the Banshees
What song will I dance to at my wedding? “Bad Horse Chorus” from the Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog soundtrack
What do you want as a career? “A Change Would Do You Good” by Cheryl Crow
Your favourite saying? “The 1234” by theSTART
How will I die? “Deadbeat Club” by the B-52’s
The song you’ll put as your subject: “Mutha’uckas” by Flight of the Conchords
via perfectlywilde: jcapsexual
